Terms of Purchase
This Is Not What I Signed Up For, LLC TERMS OF PURCHASE
This Is Not What I Signed Up For, LLC
Last updated: 9-2-2021
Please read these Terms of Purchase (“Terms”) carefully before completing your purchase of any course, product or program (“Product”) from This Is Not What I Signed Up For, LLC (the “Company”, “we”, “our”).
You must be at least 18 years of age or older to purchase from the Company.
1. Payment Policy
In consideration for your access to the Product(s), you agree to pay for the Product(s) in full (including all applicable sales and other taxes or fees) as indicated on the sales and checkout pages for such Product(s) and for providing the Company with a valid credit card, debit card, or other payment method.
To complete your purchase, you may be asked to supply certain information relevant to your Purchase including, without limitation, your credit card number, the expiration date of your credit card, your billing address, and your shipping information. You represent and warrant that: (i) you have the legal right to use any credit card(s) or other payment method(s) in connection with any purchase; and (ii) the information you supply to the Company is true, correct and complete.
We reserve the right to refuse or cancel your order if fraud or an unauthorized or illegal transaction is suspected including purchases made with pre-paid credit cards. The Company reserves the right to refuse or cancel your order at any time for any reason, including but not limited to product or service availability, errors in the description or price of the product or service, or errors in your order.
2. Monthly Subscription Payments
The Program is offered on an ongoing basis under a monthly subscription model. By completing your purchase, you authorize the Company to charge your payment method on file on the same day of the month for each month until you decide to cancel your enrollment in the Program.
If all eligible payment methods the Company has on file for you are declined for payment of your monthly payment, you must provide a new eligible payment method promptly or your access to the Site and all Content and right to participate in the Program will be revoked within 24 hours after the missed payment. You will also not receive access to future versions of or updates to the Program until all payments are made in full.
All purchases are final. You may change your payment method on file at any time by emailing email@example.com.
2. Payment Plan Option
If you select the payment plan, when available, your card will be charged the first payment at checkout in the amount indicated on the checkout page and subsequent payments will be charged on the same day of the month until all payments are made in full.
If all eligible payment methods the Company has on file for you are declined for payment of your monthly fee, you must provide a new eligible payment method promptly or your access to the Site and all Content will be revoked within 24 hours after the missed payment. You will also not receive access to future versions of or updates to the Product(s) until all payments are made in full.
If your account remains in delinquent status for longer than sixty (60) days, the Company reserves the right to report any delinquent balance owed to a credit reporting bureau and/or collections agency subject to our sole discretion until the account is caught up and in good standing.
To be clear, a payment plan is not a subscription payment model that can be canceled or a “pay in part” program where you can pay only for access to certain course materials and not others. The payment plan is a convenience that the Company offers so that you can make the price sustainable.
Due to the digital and informational nature of the Product(s), refunds are NOT granted for the following Product(s): Any and all live coaching, wellness, pastoral counseling, or any live consulting sessions of any kind. This includes, but is not limited to, AcuPatching™ Strategy Sessions for new or recurring patients or clients, Acupuncture/Traditional Chinese Medicine? Herbal consults or sessions (live or virtual), Any tele-health live/virtual sessions for 5-Element/Traditional Chinese Medicine Wellness Strategy Coaching Sessions for new or recurring clients, pastoral/temperament counseling sessions for individuals (including minors), or groups of any number, online educational classes, eBooks, or any other purchased educational materials including all online learning courses, workshops or live online or in-person seminars. We do not offer refunds, quality guarantees, or customer support for services purchased from our affiliates. Please contact these companies directly for customer service support, refund requests, and product questions.
If you experience any difficulties accessing, retrieving, or downloading your purchased Product(s), contact the Company immediately at firstname.lastname@example.org. The Company will not issue any refunds for services rendered or purchased such as educational materials including, but not limited to, educational courses, eBooks, or other educational materials.
Your license to use the purchased Product and related materials is revoked immediately upon your cancellation of the service. Monthly plans must be cancelled before the day of the next billing cycle, otherwise your subscription and access to course material will end at the end of the month you have already paid for.
- Not Professional Advice
The information contained in the Product(s) is not intended as, and shall not be understood or construed as, professional advice. The Product(s) are for educational and/or entertainment purposes only. The Product(s) should not be construed as medical, legal, financial, or any other type of professional advice. While the Company’s representatives and/or employees may be professionals and the information provided in the Product(s) relates to issues within their area(s) of professionalism, the information contained in the Product(s) is not a substitute for advice from a professional who is aware of the facts and circumstances of your individual situation. You are responsible for maintaining a relationship with a medical doctor.
The Company and its representatives and employees have done their best to ensure that the information provided in the Product(s) is accurate and to provide valuable information. Regardless of anything to the contrary, nothing in the Product(s) should be understood as a recommendation that you should not consult with a professional to address your particular situation. The Company expressly recommends that you seek advice from a professional, including a medical doctor for all health related question, concerns, and emergencies.
The Company shall not be liable or responsible for any errors or omissions in the Product(s) or for any damage you may suffer as a result of failing to seek competent advice from a professional who is familiar with your situation.
- No Professional-Client Relationship
Your purchase of the Product(s) does not create a professional-client relationship between you and the Company or any of our professionals. You recognize and agree that your purchase of the Product(s) does not create any professional-client relationship.
- Your Personal Responsibility
By using the Product(s), you accept personal responsibility for the results of your actions. You assume all the risk of your access to the Product(s) and/or the Site and any subsequent actions you choose to take as a result of the influence, information or educational materials provided to you. You agree to take full responsibility for any harm or damage you suffer as a result of the use, or non-use, of the information available in the Product(s). You agree to use judgment and conduct due diligence before taking any action or implementing any plan or policy suggested or recommended in the Product(s).
You further agree to respect the Company’s confidential information. The content of the Product(s) contains our proprietary methods, forms, templates, and other information. You agree not to share the information provided to you in the Product(s) with anyone other than the Company and other purchasers of the Product. We reserve the right to pursue legal action if our copywriter material is shared, reproduced, or used in any manner other than intended, which is for personal use.
YOUR MATERIALS AND CONTRIBUTIONS
By submitting a comment, photo, video or other material(s) to the Site, you grant to the Company a non-revocable, commercial license to republish your submission in whole or in part unless you explicitly state that we may not do so with said submission. You have no right to privacy related to your actions in accessing the Product(s) or related materials or participating on the Site, and the Company reserves the right to disclose your participation in the same.
You must own the copyright to any image(s) you use on the Site or in the Product(s). You grant the Company a non-revocable, commercial license to any image(s) you submit to us by default, such as a Facebook profile photo or other profile image you voluntarily provide in accessing the Product(s) or the Site, or that you provide voluntarily upon our request. Such a default or voluntary release of your image and likeness may be used for any reasonable future business use.
By participating in any live group coaching calls or any other events held via video conferencing software, you consent to the recording of your participation in such calls. Such recordings will be made available inside the Program and may be used for any reasonable future business use at the discretion of the Company.
The Company is not obligated to notify you or anyone of our use in our own publications of photographs or other images that you submit to us by default or voluntarily.
The Product(s), the Content, and the Site contain intellectual property owned by the Company, including trademarks, copyrights, proprietary information, and other intellectual property, such as text, video, graphics, design, logos, images, and the compilation thereof. The Company name, the Company logo, the Company slogan, and all related names, logos, product and service names, designs, and slogans are trademarks of the Company or its affiliates or licensors. You must not use such marks without the prior written permission of the Company. The Company reserves all rights in and to its common law and registered trademarks, service marks, copyrights, and other intellectual property rights, to all intellectual property included in the Product(s), the Content, and the Site (“IP”).
All other names, logos, product and service names, designs and slogans in the Program are the trademarks of their respective owners.
Your purchase of the Product(s) does not result in a transfer of any intellectual property to You. As a condition of your purchase and use of the Product(s), You agree to observe and abide by all copyright and other intellectual property protection. The Company grants You a single-use, non-exclusive, non-transferrable, revocable, royalty-free license to access and use the Content for your personal or internal business use. You agree that You will not modify (except as such modification may be necessary for completing or filling out templates or forms for Your authorized use), publish, transmit, reverse engineer, participate in the transfer or sale, create derivative works, or in any way exploit any of the content, in whole or in part, found in the Content or Product(s), or offer any competing Product(s) or services based upon any information contained in the Product(s).
The Company content is not for resale. Your participation in the Program does not entitle you to make any unauthorized use of the IP. You agree not to delete or alter any proprietary rights or attribution notices in any of the IP. You will use the IP solely for your individual or internal business use and will make no other use of the IP without the express written permission of the Company and the copyright owner. You agree that you do not acquire any ownership rights in any of the IP. The Company does not grant you any licenses, express or implied, to the intellectual property of the Company or our licensors except as expressly authorized herein.
You agree that any infringement of the Company’s IP shall result in an immediate termination of the license granted in these Terms. If you make any unauthorized use of the Company’s IP, your access to the Product(s) will be terminated immediately and you shall not be entitled to a refund of any portion of the purchase price.
You acknowledge and agree that in the event of a breach or threatened violation of the Company’s intellectual property rights and confidential and proprietary information by You, the Company will suffer irreparable harm and will therefore be entitled to injunctive relief to enforce these Terms. The Company may, without waiving any other remedies under these Terms, seek from any court having jurisdiction any interim, equitable, provisional, or injunctive relief that is necessary to protect its rights and property pending the outcome of the mediation referenced below. You hereby irrevocably and unconditionally consent to the personal and subject matter jurisdiction of the federal and state courts in the State of Florida for purposes of any such action by the Company.
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
Except as expressly provided in these Terms, the Company makes no guarantees, representations or warranties of any kind or nature, express or implied with respect to the Product(s). In no event shall the Company be liable to You for any direct, indirect, consequential or special damages, including without limitation any liability for any accidents, delays, injuries, harm, loss, damage, death, lost profits, personal or business interruptions, misapplication of information, physical or mental disease, condition or issue, physical, mental, emotional, or spiritual injury or harm, loss of income or revenue, loss of business, loss of profits, loss of contracts, loss of anticipated savings, loss of data, loss of goodwill, wasted time and for any other loss or damage of any kind, however and whether caused by negligence, breach of contract, or otherwise, even if foreseeable. The Company’s entire liability for any breach of these Terms, and Your sole remedy, shall be limited to the purchase price actually paid by You to the Company.
WE MAKE NO WARRANTIES AS TO THE PRODUCT(S). YOU AGREE THAT THE PRODUCT(S) ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMISSIBLE PURSUANT TO APPLICABLE LAW, WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE PRODUCT(S) WILL BE FUNCTIONAL, UNINTERRUPTED, CORRECT, COMPLETE, APPROPRIATE, OR ERROR-FREE, THAT DEFECTS WILL BE CORRECTED, OR THAT ANY PART OF THE WEBSITE OR CONTENT ARE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. WE DO NOT WARRANT OR MAKE ANY REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING THE USE OR THE RESULTS OF THE USE OF THE PRODUCT(S) IN TERMS OF THEIR CORRECTNESS, ACCURACY, TIMELINESS, RELIABILITY OR OTHERWISE.
If you are found to be slandering, libeling or otherwise disparaging the Company, Product(s), or related materials, your access to the Product(s) will be immediately revoked. The Company reserves the right to file a civil claim of action against you for any such damaging actions you take that materially harm the Company.
You shall indemnify and hold the Company harmless from and against any and all losses, damages, settlements, liabilities, costs, charges, assessments, and expenses, as well as third party claims and causes of action, including, without limitation, attorney’s fees, arising out of your breach of any of these Terms, your use of the Product(s), the Site, the Content, or your failure to maintain the confidentiality and/or security of your password or access rights to the Site and the Product(s). You shall provide the Company with such assistance, without charge, as we may request in connection with any such defense, including, without limitation, providing the Company with such information, documents, records, and reasonable access to you, as we deem necessary. You shall not settle any third-party claim or waive any defense without our prior written consent. You recognize and agree that the Company’s owners, officers, employees, shareholders, trustees, affiliates, and successors shall not be held personally responsible or liable for any actions or representations of the Company.
The Company shall not be liable or responsible to You, nor be deemed to have defaulted or breached these Terms, for any failure or delay in fulfilling or performing any term of these Terms when and to the extent such failure or delay is caused by or results from acts or circumstances beyond the reasonable control of the Company including, without limitation, acts of God, flood, fire, earthquake, explosion, governmental actions, war, invasion, or hostilities (whether war is declared or not), terrorist threats or acts, riot, or other civil unrest, national emergency, revolution, insurrection, epidemic, lock-outs, strikes or other labor disputes (whether or not relating to either party's workforce), or restraints or delays affecting carriers or inability or delay in obtaining supplies of adequate or suitable materials, materials or telecommunication breakdown or power outage.
The Company reserves the right at any time to modify these Terms and to impose new or additional terms or conditions on your use of the Product(s). Such modifications and additional terms and conditions shall be effective immediately and incorporated into these Terms. Your continued use of the Product(s) will be deemed your acceptance of such changed terms. The changes may be listed in an area accessible to you on the Site or you may be notified by either e-mail or postal mail. If you have any questions regarding modified terms, please contact us at .
EFFECT OF HEADINGS; SEVERABILITY
The subject headings of the paragraphs and subparagraphs of this Agreement are included for convenience only and shall not affect the construction or interpretation of any of its provisions. If any portion of these Terms are held to be unenforceable or contrary to law, such portion shall be construed in accordance with applicable law so as to best accomplish the objectives of the original provision to the fullest extent allowed by law, and the remainder of the provisions shall remain in full force and effect.
ENTIRE AGREEMENT; WAIVER
ALTERNATIVE DISPUTE RESOLUTION
You agree to notify the Company of any concerns or issues regarding the Product(s), and to give the Company an opportunity to resolve those concerns or issues. If you and the Company cannot find a resolution to a dispute or potential claim by means of good-faith negotiation, then you explicitly agree to make a reasonable attempt to resolve any such dispute through Alternative Dispute Resolution or Mediation before filing a civil cause of action. You agree that your good faith participation in Mediation or other Alternative Dispute Resolution is a condition precedent to filing any civil cause of action.
GOVERNING LAW; JURISDICTION
These Terms shall be construed in accordance with, and governed by, the laws of the State of Florida, and the courts of Florida shall have jurisdiction to hear and determine any dispute arising in relation to these Terms. You agree that any proceeding relating to the Product(s) must be filed exclusively in the appropriate courts located in Florida and you submit to the jurisdiction of those courts and waive any objection based on an inconvenient forum or other reasons.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
All rights not expressly granted in these Terms are reserved by the Company.
If you have any questions about any term of these Terms, please contact us.
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