Health, vitality, and natural wellness ...finally.

If you've been looking for an affordable, drug-free way to help your family naturally, look no further. Exhaustively researched and scientifically-backed phototherapy patches gently stimulate acupoints without adding harmful chemicals to the body, and without the use of needles.

Finally, a safe and easy-to-use wellness tool that you can use at home!

Wellness Benefits In The Comfort Of Your Own Home
After 13 years as an acupuncturist, I've seen it all. I've met an amazing variety of people that often share one thing in common: they want to feel better, naturally. Some people love acupuncture and find it relaxing, but others "grin and bear it" with the needles because they know the long-term benefits often outweigh the temporary discomfort. But what if you just don't like needles?

In my experience, phototherapy offers a safe, pain-free way to enjoy the natural benefits of acupuncture without the needles or a trip to the acupuncture clinic.* Imagine having access to patches for a variety wellness goals within arms reach!



Take Control of Your Own Health
As a wellness coach, and licensed acupuncturist (FL), I provide educational Patching Strategy Sessions to help get you a little extra guidance as you get started patching yourself at home for your health concern. These sessions are a great way to get started by putting you back in the driver's seat when it comes to your own health.*

Relief May Be Right At Your Fingertips
You can start a risk-free 30 day trial of these amazing phototherapy patches right now. Imagine a company so confident that you'll experience positive results from their product that they are willing to refund your money, no questions asked. Yup, you'll 100% of your money back if you don't like their product. (You will need to return unused patches.)

Look, I get it. I was skeptical too. I love my needles and they served me well as a patient and an acupuncture practitioner. When I first heard of these patches it seemed weird and a little too good to be true. Wowza was I convinced when two little patches made short work of a debilitating migraine. I have since watched these AMAZING little patches, that look like little stickers, help me and others with so much more.

Click the "View of Order Patches" button below to see the products, watch a vide that explains how phototherapy works, and learn about all the wellness benefits you can enjoy.

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Gianina Knoth, creator of This Is Not What I Signed Up For, LLC, is an Independent LifeWave Distributor.


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